Vampire Runs for Governor of Minnesota
The Next Governor of Minnesota?
People think that New York and California are the crazy states, but Minnesota puts us all to shame. In 1999, they elected professional wrestler Jesse Ventura to the Governors Mansion.
But now, the electorate of Minnesota has the chance to top their previous feat by electing Jonathon " the Impaler " Sharkey" as their new governor. Yeah, you heard me right. A vampire! He's to the left.
The candidate claims to worship Lucifer, and hates God the Father. ( but not Jesus Christ the son apparently )
His platform includes a crackdown on those convicted of drunk driving. He proposes to execute by means of impalement at the stake, terrorists and drug dealers.
Sharkey's beliefs on impalement are modeled after Count Dracula, one of his heroes.
The last Governor of Minnesota