WTC / As Heard on the NYC Subway
Somewhere between Grand Central and Union Square this Susan Sontag looking woman comes into my car and starts screaming about how the destruction of the World Trade Center was done by the US government. It was a " controlled demolition " you see, because " no buildings could fall down that fast ". Also " Dick Cheney arranged for military maneuvers that day to fool NORAD."
The passengers weren't too happy to hear this. She wasn't shouted down, but she was the object of a few choice comments including requests to know if she was " off her medication " and that she " get back to the hospital ".